4 Replies to “What is share,stock market & marketing,sensex,IPO,mutual fund,public issue?”

  1. wow….U should enroll for atleast a weekend course to understand it all…specially if u have a non-commerce background!! Where did u even find all those terms if you dont understand them or read about them?

  2. http://www.moneycontrol.com

    What you will not find there is listed below 🙂

    Bull Market – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
    Bear Market – A 6 to 12-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband spends the nights alone.
    Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low.
    Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.
    P/E ratio – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
    Broker – Poorer than you were last year.
    “Buy, Buy” – A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
    Stock Analyst – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
    Stock split – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves.
    Market Correction – Something which happens regularly the day after you buy stocks.
    Cash Flow – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the Toilet.
    Day Trader – Dog who goes in circles trying to catch his tail between 09:55 to 15:30
    Institutional Investor – Past year investor who’s now locked up in a mental asylum.

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